Odes? to the Method soap bottle in my bathroom

Oh Method soap bottle in my bathroom!
How you displease me so, every once in a while!
This morning, for example.
Grr!

In my hazey dazey wake-up,
I push down on your top,
Out cums soap,
At high-speed.

It lands not gently in my hand,
but lands quite on my pants.
Grr!
It looks like I came on my pants.