tired. period. punto.

"I am having a very good day."

"South Coast Plaza, I love you."

"I'm gonna start a Little Saigon in every city. And there will only be Lee's Sandwiches."

--How do they do it? How do they keep their prices so low?
--It's probably because of the immigrants.

--If you don't like spicy food, then you can take the jalapenyos out.
--I'm brown.
-*What?
--I'm Indian, [with a Southern indian accent] we're the epicenter of the spice trade.