It's Ellie's sleep deprived hysteria, look at the e-mail she sent about my birthday. Not only are the dates wrong (my birthday dinner'll be on the 8th, and my drinking party'll be on the 9th/10th), she's on the type of crack I want to be on.
It’s me again with an important announcement from God God God…
This Sunday, the 10th of April, is our most beautiful, European influenced, gay, I mean guy friends 21st birthday, and he wants you to come to his birthday party. And by the way, I’m talking about Andy!
There are two very fabulous ways to celebrate his birthday…
Dinner on Friday the 15th at Sam Woo’s. Whoo, hoo! We will be departing for the restaurant from dorm 300 at 8pm. Bring your, love, laughter, and your sexy selves for a great time…And don’t forget your wallets.
A small drinking party in Andy’s room (4th floor 305). We’re gonna get him smashed!! Oh wait did I write that. I mean we are going to have a sophisticated get together with light drinking. Any who…Come to Andy’s room at 11pm for a good time and, if you care to, please bring some booze so we can actually have the party. We will countdown to his birthday and then the wild, crazy, goodness will begin!
You all are fabulous, don’t ever change…That’s another message I just received from God. I’m serious…don’t doubt me.
Ellie
P.S. Andy please forward this to other people you might want to invite, or you can just forward the party in your room section…Also please forgive me the craziness of this email I am in a sleep deprived hysteria…
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